Barber, that elusive creature with whom everyone is obsessed with freeing his left nipple and watching his every outfit choice during a run. Will he sumo bun or let his hair blow free in the wind? Miami Vice? Astronaut or Top Gun jumpsuit? How many nights can those white pants stay SO white?! The girls all want a night with him and the guys all want to be him! Now is your chance to show us all of the knowledge you’ve obtained through the years and strut your stuff to see if you can match up against one of the last true rock stars! And who knows, he may even stop by himself to choose his doppelgänger!

In the wise words of Jon Gutwillig,

“Eggs be edi t”